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The Sobbing Blonde

February 19, 2011 in
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Blonde Joke:

A man was watching the news with his beautiful new blonde girlfriend when a news reporter on the television announced that “today 6 Brazilian skydivers were killed, after jumping from a plane having engine problems, thus not being able to carry the skydivers to the appropriate height necessary for them to make a ‘safe’ jump.”  Suddenly, his girlfriend started crying hysterically, weeping uncontrollably for at least a couple minutes,… assuming she was crying because of the skydiving accident he tried consoling her and told her “baby, it’s o.k., it’s alright,… you just have to understand that these men were engaging in something that they enjoy, although it can be a high-risk activity there’s always the risk that something can go wrong, and they understand all of this well in advance before they ever decide to jump.”  Still sobbing hysterically, she was able to barely get out a few words as she was crying,.. she said “but… how…  how (sniffle, sniffle)… how many is a Brazilian?”

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